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ALWAYS WANTED TO WHACK A WASSIE? NOW YOU CAN!
Proof of Wassie is a game, an idea, a joke, an exploration
of game theory and wassie extermination.
This game has been built to help you, yes YOU, eliminate wassies
like never before!
The rules are simple:
1) Call the whack() function to remotely, securely and viciously
eliminate a wassie in our advanced facility, deep underground
just North of [redacted]!
-* This will cost you 0.001 Ethereum or 0.5 CANTO, as well as gas! *-
2) Our proprietary [redacted] technology will digitally deliver
the remains of the wassie YOU just assassinated directly
to your wallet!
3) Upon delivery, our in-house accounting team will
increment your score by 1!
Wassie Remains cannot be created ANY other way!
That's the basics!
In order to incentivise and further facilitate complete wassie
genocide we are keeping the score of every user who assists in the cause!
Whoever holds the highest score ("Record Holder") is able to call
the claimReward() function at any time - this will reward them with 10% of the contract funds!
However, if someone were to gain a higher score BEFORE the other user
can claim the reward, the window of opportunity is closed and the reward cannot be claimed.
A user MUST currently have the highest score in order to claim the reward.
Additionally, the claimReward() function can only be called ONCE PER RECORD
by a Record Holder. This means that once a reward is claimed, the Record Holder
must allow another user to attain the highestScore in order to reset their claim status.
We will also be inscribing our digital [redacted] tablets with a record of every
user who attains the highest score, and the block they achieved it on!
So, if you become a Record Holder (even if you don't claim the reward), you will
be immortalised in our annals of wassie destruction as a true wassie slayer!
You might have noticed the steal() function. This is a side business operated by
unknown shadow entities in the accounting department. Likely a result of
the [redacted] incident.
You can *bribe* these accountants to cook the books for you, letting
you steal another user's score!
To do this, they require: 0.0001 ETH (or 0.05 CANTO) per 1 Wassie Remains.
They then use their patented [redacted] technology to reorganise the books in your favour!
Keep in mind: You are only able to steal from those with a higher score than yourself!
They will deduct score from your target and award score to you!
Keeping everything balanced, in case of any pesky auditors!
We here at Wassie Eradication and Internment Co. hope you enjoy utilising our unique services!
